Well, let me tell ya, them fancy folks are always sellin’ somethin’, and now they’re sellin’ Marilyn Monroe makeup. Don’t know why anyone would pay big money for old makeup, but hey, that’s their business.
I heard tell that back in the day, Marilyn, that pretty movie star, she liked Elizabeth Arden eyeshadows. Fancy stuff, I reckon. Autumn Smoke and Pearly Blue, they called ’em. And some other stick thing, Leichner, I think. Who knows what color it was? And she had three lipsticks from some fella named Max Factor. Probably all dried up by now, if you ask me.
Now, these days, they got all sorts of new Marilyn makeup. Fake eyelashes, they call ’em, with some fancy name like “3D mink effect.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d find on a critter, not on your eyes! And there’s boxes of makeup, sets they are, with brushes and lip gloss and all sorts of colors. Wet n Wild, they call it. Sounds wild, alright.
You can find this stuff all over, if you know where to look. eBay, that’s where they sell everything these days. They say you can find good deals there, and some even ship it to ya for free. But you gotta be careful, some folks ain’t honest, tryin’ to rip you off. Always been that way, ain’t nothin’ new.
There’s other brands too, sellin’ Marilyn stuff. MODA, they got brushes and things, sayin’ you can make your face look like hers. Well, I reckon that’s a stretch, but folks will believe anything if you tell ’em it’s special.
- Elizabeth Arden Cream Eyeshadows (Autumn Smoke, Pearly Blue)
- Leichner of London Cream Eyeshadow Stick
- Max Factor Lipsticks (Three Shades)
- Marilyn Monroe x KISS Limited Edition Reusable False Eyelashes
- wet n wild Marilyn Monroe Collection Makeup Set
- MAC Marilyn Monroe Collection (available on eBay)
- Marilyn Monroe™ x MODA Collection Brushes
They even had an auction, years ago, sellin’ Marilyn’s old makeup. Can you believe it? Folks paid a whole heap of money for it, over two hundred thousand dollars, I heard. Crazy if you ask me, but I ain’t got that kind of money to throw around.
If you’re lookin’ for Marilyn Monroe makeup for sale, you gotta decide what you want. You want the old stuff, the stuff she actually used? Good luck findin’ that, and be ready to pay a pretty penny. Or do you want the new stuff, the stuff they make now in her name? That’s easier to find, and cheaper too, most likely.
They got all sorts of places to buy it. eBay is a big one, like I said. You can search for “Marilyn Monroe makeup” or “mac Marilyn Monroe” if you like that fancy stuff. They got lots of choices there, from lipsticks to eyeshadow to the whole shebang.
Just remember, it’s all just makeup in the end. It ain’t gonna make you look like Marilyn, no matter how much you spend. But if it makes you feel pretty, well, that’s all that matters, I guess. And if you got money to burn, well, go ahead and buy all the Marilyn makeup your heart desires. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when it don’t make you look like a movie star.
I tell ya, these city folk, they sure do come up with some strange things to sell. But if people are buyin’ it, I guess there’s a market for it. Just goes to show, there’s somethin’ for everyone out there, even old dried up makeup and fancy new stuff with a dead lady’s name on it. Makes you think, don’t it?
So, if you’re lookin’ to buy some Marilyn Monroe makeup, you know where to look and what to look for. Just remember what I told ya, and don’t get fooled by them fancy ads and high prices. It’s just makeup, after all, not magic. And always remember, true beauty comes from within. But a little bit of lipstick don’t hurt nobody.
I’m done talkin’ about this makeup now. Got chores to do. Hope you learned somethin’ from this old woman.