Alright, let’s gab about this fella, Steve Martin, and his hair, or lack of color in it, you know. Folks are always yappin’ about it. “Oh, he got that white hair so early!” they say. Well, what of it? It’s just hair, ain’t it? Like my grandma used to say, “Hair’s just dead stuff growin’ outta your head.” She was a wise one, that grandma of mine.
So, Steve Martin. Before the white hair… what was he like? Well, he was still Steve Martin, wasn’t he? A funny fella. Made folks laugh. That’s what matters, not the color of his hair. But people get all worked up about this kinda thing. I reckon some folks just got nothin’ better to do than worry ‘bout other people’s hair color. Hair color ain’t gonna put food on the table, let me tell ya.
They say it’s in the genes, this white hair business. If your ma and pa got white hair early, you might too. Makes sense, I guess. Like how my whole family got big feet. Can’t escape it. It’s just the way things are. Some folks get the shiny gray, some get that salt and pepper look, and some, well, they get the pure white, like Steve Martin.
- Early White Hair: Runs in the family, they say.
- Gray Hair Color: Shiny, salt and pepper, or white – take your pick.
- No Gray Hair After 50: Lucky ducks, those ones.
And get this, some folks over 50 ain’t got a lick of gray hair. Good for them, I say. But it don’t mean nothin’ really. Steve Martin, he embraced that white hair. Made it his thing. Smart fella, that Steve. He figured out how to make it work for him. You know, like how I always wear this old apron, even when I ain’t cookin’. It’s comfortable, and it’s me.
I heard tell he thought goin’ gray early was a good thing, an “asset,” they called it. Maybe it made him stand out, you know? In that sea of dark-haired comedians, there he was, with his white hair and that white suit. You couldn’t miss him. And he was funny. That’s the main thing. Funny is funny, no matter what color your hair is. Like my cousin Earl, he could make a dog laugh, and he was bald as a cue ball.
I remember seein’ him on the TV, that Steve Martin. Always makin’ a ruckus, tellin’ jokes. He was the guy with the white hair, plain and simple. That’s how folks knew him. He owned it. Didn’t try to hide it or dye it. Just let it be. That’s the way to do it, I reckon. Don’t fight what the good Lord gave ya.
Now, he’s still around, makin’ folks laugh. Maybe a little older, a little slower, but still funny. And that white hair? It’s part of him now. Like a badge of honor, you could say. Shows he’s been around, seen a thing or two. And that’s more than most folks can say, I tell ya.
So, all this fuss about Steve Martin’s hair before it went white… it’s just a bunch of hooey, if you ask me. He was funny then, he’s funny now. Hair color ain’t got nothin’ to do with it. It’s the inside that counts, not the outside. Like my old pappy used to say, “Pretty is as pretty does.” And Steve Martin, well, he does pretty funny. And that tweet about the Vanity Fair party? Well, that’s just Steve being Steve, ain’t it?
And that’s all there is to it. Don’t get your knickers in a twist about hair. It’ll just fall out one day anyway, then what will you have to worry about? Go on and find somethin’ better to do with your time.
Tags: [Steve Martin, White Hair, Comedian, Gray Hair, Hair Color, Funny, Genetics, Aging, Entertainment]
