Alright, let’s talk about this…uh…linseed oil, yeah, that’s what they call it. For your face, they say. I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I know a thing or two about keeping things…well, oiled up, you know? Like a good ol’ tractor, ha!
So, this linseed oil, it’s supposed to be good for wrinkles, they say. Wrinkles, wrinkles… Lord knows I got plenty. Farming life ain’t easy on the skin, you see? Sun beatin’ down, wind blowin’… makes you look like a dried-up prune quicker than you can say “scarecrow.” This linseed oil, some folks call it flaxseed oil too, sounds fancy, don’t it? They say it comes from some kinda seed, dried up and squeezed, I guess. Like makin’ cider, but with seeds instead of apples.
- Moisturizer, they call it: Now, I used to just slap some lard on my face when it got dry. But they say this oil is better. You just take a few drops, they say, and rub it in real gentle. Like you’re pettin’ a baby chick, not scrubbin’ a pig. Gotta be gentle with your face, I guess. Even if it’s seen more dirt than a plow.
- Wrinkles be gone, maybe?: They say this oil can make your wrinkles go away. Now, I don’t know about that. I earned these wrinkles, you hear? Every single one tells a story. But if this oil can make me look a little less like a dried-up apple, well, I ain’t gonna complain. They say somethin’ about protein in your skin, and this oil helps it or somethin’. Sounds like hogwash, but hey, I’ll try anything once.
- Sticky mess, if you ain’t careful: Now, here’s the thing. They say if you put too much of this oil on, or don’t rub it in good, your face gets all sticky. Like you walked through a spiderweb. And nobody wants that. Sticky face just attracts more dirt, and then you gotta wash it again, and it’s a whole big mess. So, remember, just a little bit, and rub it in real good. Like you’re churnin’ butter, but on your face.
- Takes a while to dry, they say: Another thing, this oil, it don’t dry right away. You gotta wait. So, don’t go puttin’ it on right before you go to bed, or you’ll stick to your pillow like a fly to flypaper. Put it on early, let it soak in, then go about your day. Or your night. Whatever you do after you oil up your face, that’s your business.
So, that’s the story on this linseed oil, or flaxseed oil, whatever you wanna call it. Is it a miracle cure? I doubt it. But is it worth a try? Maybe. I mean, if it can make this old farmer’s face a little smoother, a little less wrinkly, then I reckon it’s worth a few drops. But remember, don’t go overboard. Just a little dab will do ya. And rub it in good! You don’t wanna walk around looking like you fell face-first into a honey pot. And one more thing, if it feels wrong, or stings or somethin’, wash it off right away. Don’t be a fool and keep usin’ somethin’ that hurts. Common sense, people, common sense!
I tell ya, these young folks and their fancy oils. Back in my day, we just used what we had. But I guess times change. And if this oil can keep my skin from crackin’ like dry earth in the summer, then I’m all for it. Just gotta remember, gentle hands, small amounts, and plenty of patience. That’s the key to most things in life, ain’t it? From farmin’ to face care, it’s all the same.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.
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