Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this here… uh… flashdance chair. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it’s just a chair, far as I can tell. Folks these days, always makin’ up new names for things.
Now, I seen all sorts of chairs in my time. Wooden ones, metal ones, them puffy ones you sink right into. This flashdance chair, I reckon it’s for sittin’ mostly. Maybe dancin’ too, the name’s got “dance” in it, so maybe you can wiggle around on it a bit. Don’t know why you’d need a special chair for that, though. My old porch swing works just fine for wiggling.
I heard tell some folks are sellin’ these flashdance chairs. New ones and used ones too. Used chairs, huh? Imagine that. Someone’s sittin’ on a chair, then they go and sell it to ya. Well, I guess if it ain’t broke, it ain’t broke. But you gotta be careful, make sure it ain’t got no wobbly legs or nothin’. Nothin’ worse than a chair that dumps ya on the floor.
They got stores sellin’ all sorts of furniture, these flashdance chairs included, I guess. Down in Wendell, they got a whole bunch of ’em. East Wake Furniture, Hardin’s Furniture, and some other places with names I can’t even pronounce. They probably got chairs of all shapes and sizes. Big ones, small ones, ones that rock back and forth. Maybe even one of them flashdance chairs.
- You gotta check the legs, make sure they’re sturdy.
- Sit on it, see if it’s comfy.
- Don’t pay too much, them city folk are always tryin’ to rip ya off.
Now, some folks say this here flashdance chair is real good for…posin’. Posin’, can ya believe it? They say it makes ya look all…sexy. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that. At my age, the only posin’ I do is when my back starts achin’ and I gotta lean against the wall for a bit. But hey, if them young folks wanna pose on a flashdance chair, more power to ’em. Just don’t go breakin’ your back on it like some other chairs I’ve heard about. You gotta be careful, especially with your back. Once it goes, it goes.
And speaking of breakin’ your back, I heard a story ’bout some fancy chair, not a flashdance one mind you, but one of them expensive ones. Put a fella right into surgery, it did. So, you see, even them fancy chairs ain’t always what they’re cracked up to be. You gotta be careful, no matter what kind of chair you’re sittin’ on. Make sure it’s comfortable, make sure it’s sturdy, and for goodness sake, don’t go posin’ on it if you ain’t built for it.
If you’re plannin’ a party, you might need to rent some chairs. I don’t know if they rent out flashdance chairs, but they got all sorts of chairs for rentin’. For 25 people, you say? That’s a whole lotta chairs. You’ll need a big truck to haul ’em all. And make sure you get enough tables too, folks gotta have somewhere to put their food and drinks. A party ain’t a party without good food and good company.
Anyway, back to this flashdance chair. It seems like a regular chair to me, just with a fancy name. Maybe it’s got some special features, I don’t know. Maybe it spins around or plays music or somethin’. But at the end of the day, it’s just a chair. A place to sit, a place to rest your weary bones. And that’s good enough for me. I don’t need no fancy flashdance chair, I got my old rocking chair and that suits me just fine.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a chair, go ahead and get yourself a flashdance chair if you want. Just make sure it’s sturdy, make sure it’s comfortable, and don’t go breakin’ your back on it. And if you see me sittin’ on my porch swing, don’t be surprised. I like my old swing, it’s been good to me. And that’s all that matters, ain’t it? A chair that does its job.
Now, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about chairs has made me hungry. Maybe I’ll have some beans and cornbread. That’ll stick to your ribs and keep ya goin’. And that’s more important than any fancy flashdance chair, I tell ya.
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