Alright, alright, lemme tell ya some funny stuff, the kinda jokes that make them nurse gals giggle. You know, them gals who poke ya with needles and always askin’ “how ya feelin’?” They work hard, them nurses, so they need a good laugh, ya hear?
Funny Jokes for Nurses, the Kinda Jokes That Make ‘Em Chuckle
So, I heard tell nurses like jokes, somethin’ to make the day go by faster. Especially when they gotta deal with all sorts of folks, ya know, the grumpy ones, the sick ones, the ones who think they know more than the doctor. So here’s a bunch of ‘em, jokes that are funny… I think.
- Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work? In case she needed to draw blood! Get it? Draw blood…with a red pen… Har har!
- What’s a nurse’s favorite kind of weather? Flu-y with a chance of showers! Heh, that one’s kinda clever, ain’t it? Talkin’ about the flu and all.
- How many nurses does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just tell the patient to cough and it pops right out! Okay, maybe that ain’t so funny, but it’s somethin’.
Them nurses, they see all sorts of things. They gotta be tough, gotta be smart, and gotta have a good sense of humor. I tell ya, it ain’t easy work. So a little laugh, that’s good medicine, right?
More Jokes for Them Hardworkin’ Nurse Gals
Now, some of these jokes might be a little corny, but that’s okay. A little corn never hurt nobody. And if it makes a nurse smile, well, that’s worth more than a gold watch, ain’t it?
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! And what does a lazy nurse do? Absolutely nothin’! Heh, just kiddin’! Nurses ain’t lazy, that’s for sure.
- Why did the IV pole propose to the thermometer? Because they were made for each other! Ah, that’s kinda sweet, ain’t it? Like a little love story in the hospital.
- Patient: “Nurse, I think I’m invisible.” Nurse: “Next!” That’s a short one, but it gets the point across. Nurses are busy, ya know!
I heard tell that nurses sometimes gotta work all night, and that ain’t right. They gotta be tired, so a good joke, that can perk ‘em right up. Like a cup of strong coffee, but funny.
Even More Jokes, ‘Cause Why Not?
Okay, let’s keep this goin’. More jokes for them nurses, the ones who keep us healthy and alive. They deserve all the laughs they can get, I say.
Funny Things Nurses Might Say
Sometimes, it ain’t just the jokes, it’s the things nurses say. They got their own way of talkin’, ya know. Like…
- “I’ve got your pee-pee results right here!” They ain’t shy, them nurses. They gotta talk about all sorts of stuff.
- “This won’t hurt a bit… said the nurse with the giant needle!” Okay, maybe that one’s a little scary, but it’s true sometimes, ain’t it?
- “Time for your meds! And no, you can’t hide them under your pillow.” They seen it all, I tell ya. They know all the tricks.
So there ya have it, a whole bunch of jokes for them nurses. I hope they get a chuckle out of ‘em. And if they don’t, well, I tried my best. It ain’t easy bein’ funny, ya know. But them nurses, they deserve a good laugh. They work hard, they care for folks, and they always got a smile, even when things are tough. So here’s to the nurses, the real heroes. May they always have a reason to laugh, and may their days be filled with joy, even when they’re dealin’ with all sorts of…well, you know…hospital stuff. Remember, a good laugh is the best medicine, sometimes even better than that stuff they give ya in them little cups. So go on, tell a nurse a joke, make ‘em smile. It’ll do ya both some good.
And if you’re a nurse readin’ this, well, thank ya. Thank ya for all ya do. And remember, laughter is good for the soul, or somethin’ like that. Just keep smilin’, and keep on keepin’ on. You’re doin’ a good job, and folks appreciate ya, even if they don’t always say it. So here’s to you, and here’s to a good laugh, whenever you can find one.