Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about this Emma Rose Shriver, eh? Heard a thing or two, seen a bit here and there. Seems like a young’un, this Emma.
First off, people are wishin’ her happy birthday. Saw somethin’ online, said she was born February 19th. Don’t rightly know how old she is, but folks seem happy for her, so good on her, I say. Happy Birthday, Emma Rose Shriver! That’s what I’d tell her if she was standin’ right here.
Now, this internet thing, it’s a whole heap of chatter, you know? This Emma, she’s on it. Got herself somethin’ called Twitter, I think. Says stuff on there, just like folks do at the market, only it’s written down for everyone to see. She calls folks hypocrites sometimes. Don’t rightly know what that is, but it sounds like she’s tellin’ ‘em off! And she gets riled up about men expectin’ praise for doin’ just one little thing. Says she does five things in the same time. Sounds about right to me! Women always doin’ more, that’s just how it is, ain’t it?
- She’s got a bunch of followers, too. Lots of folks listenin’ to what she’s got to say. Hundreds of thousands of ’em, they say. That’s a whole town, ain’t it? More, maybe. Don’t understand it, but that’s how it is these days.
- And there’s other Emmas too, it seems. Lots of ’em on somethin’ called Facebook, and that Twitter thing again, and somethin’ else, Instagram? Too many names for me, but they’re out there, all these Emmas.
- Seems our Emma, this Emma Rose Shriver, she went to school, too. Connelly School of the Holy Child, they call it. Graduated, she did. Smart girl, maybe. Good for her, getting that education. Opens doors, they say.
So, what do we know about this Emma Rose Shriver? She’s a young’un, got folks wishin’ her happy birthday. She’s on that internet thing, speakin’ her mind. Got a whole lot of people listenin’. And she got herself an education. Sounds like she’s doin’ alright for herself. Hope she’s happy, that’s what matters.
Seems like this internet thing can tell you a whole heap about folks, even if you don’t know ‘em from Adam. You just type in a name, and bam! All this stuff pops up. Birthday, what they think, where they went to school. It’s a whole different world than when I was young, that’s for sure. We didn’t have no internet back then. We just talked to folks face to face. Now people type more than they talk and they spend too much time on that phone, young and old. Makes no sense to me but things change. That’s how it goes, I guess. Can’t stop progress, even if you don’t understand it.
So that’s the story on Emma Rose Shriver, as far as I can tell. Young, outspoken, educated. Seems like a good girl, that Emma Rose. Wish her all the best, I do. Hope she keeps on speakin’ her mind and doin’ what she thinks is right. That’s all any of us can do, ain’t it?
Just remember, what you see online ain’t the whole story. People only show you what they want you to see. So take it all with a grain of salt, that’s what I say. And don’t spend too much time starin’ at that screen. Go outside, get some fresh air, talk to some real people. That’s what matters in the end.
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