Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Heather Locklear gal. Folks are always goin’ on about her, you know, how she looks and all. Seems like a lot of fuss if you ask me, but I guess that’s how things are these days.
This Heather, she’s an actress, been on the TV a bunch. I ain’t watched much of it myself, too busy with chores and such, but I’ve seen her face on them magazines at the grocery store. Always smilin’, she is. They say she was in some shows called “Melrose Place” and “Dynasty.” Sound fancy, don’t they? Don’t mean a lick to me, though.
Now, people are real interested in her, um, how should I say it… her, uh, “measurements.” Yep, that’s what they call it. Seems kinda personal if you ask me, but I reckon that’s what folks wanna know. They talk about her height, how tall she stands. Well, I ain’t seen her in person, but they say she’s kinda tallish. Not like a giant or nothin’, just, you know, taller than most gals.
Then there’s the weight thing. Always fussin’ over how much someone weighs. Land sakes, it don’t matter much as long as you’re healthy, right? But they say she’s kept herself pretty slim, this Heather gal. Good for her, I guess. Probably eats her vegetables, unlike some young’uns I know.
- They go on and on about other stuff too.
- Like her, you know, chest size. (Blushes) Don’t know why folks need to know that, but they do. Say she’s got a, uh, “hourglass” figure. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in an old clock, don’t it?
- And her shoes! Imagine that, people wanna know what size shoes she wears. Like it makes a difference in their day or somethin’. I wear whatever fits, that’s all I gotta say about that.
This Heather, she started out modelin’, you know, posin’ for pictures. That’s how she got into the TV business, I hear. Born in Los Angeles, fancy place, not like our little town. Her mama worked in the movies, kinda behind the scenes, and her daddy was somethin’ or other at a big college. So, she had a good start, I guess. Not like us, havin’ to work our fingers to the bone just to make ends meet.
She got married a couple of times, too. First to some fella who played the drums, real loud music, I bet. Then she married another musician, played the guitar this time. Had a daughter with him. Seems like she’s had a full life, this Heather. Lots of ups and downs, I imagine, just like the rest of us. Though her ups and downs are probably a bit fancier than ours, what with all the Hollywood stuff.
So, there you have it. A little bit about Heather Locklear. Seems like a nice enough gal, though I ain’t never met her. People sure do like to talk about her, that’s for sure. Me? I’m more interested in whether the chickens laid enough eggs today and if the garden needs waterin’. But hey, to each their own, I always say. As long as folks ain’t hurtin’ nobody, they can talk about whatever they please, even if it’s some gal’s “measurements” or whatever they call it.
Anyways, I gotta get back to work. Got supper to cook and laundry to fold. This Hollywood talk is all well and good, but it don’t put food on the table, now does it? You take care now, ya hear?
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